Papa entered the drawing room dressed like a Devil from an Italian opera; a portrait of porcine pandemonium.
“Why aren’t you ready? We shall be late for the Halloween Masquerade.”
“But I am ready, Papa. Three guesses as to what I am,” I said, running my finger over the book on the table. “You’ve been afraid of us for millennia, but it is as much our world as yours. We are everywhere, even though you won’t see us and, if you do, our reflections are turned against us.”
He gave a dismissive huff. “You’re a vampire, then?”
I sighed. “No, Father. You have two guesses left. Some of you think they can bind us with charms to do their bidding. Those they can’t, they attempt to banish back into the shadows where we can’t be seen. But we’re always there.” I lowered my voice to a whisper. “If you listen you can hear us.”
Papa’s brow furrowed with impatience. “Bind? Charms? Some sort of demon is my guess.”
I shook my head. “Last chance.” I offered up my final clue. “They fear what we might change into. Once a month – “
“…when the moon is full and bright. The old wives’ tale. You’re a werewolf,” he declared, his voice like pumice, his patience worn through. “Enough. I’ll not tolerate this anymore.”
“Oh, I’m aware of that, Papa.” I drew myself up. I’d made myself appear less threatening, more docile. But not tonight. Tonight was Halloween, when nightmares walked abroad, and I was his.
I picked up the volume from the table, clutching it to my chest. “The thought of us fills you and your ilk with dread. Afraid of what we know. Of what we might come to know - and what we might do with that knowledge.”
He seemed less sure of himself now. ”You... you’re a witch!” Ah. There it was, the first flicker of fear.
“No. You know what I am, Papa. In your heart. Listen to it, just once.” I smiled. He often said I’d look pretty if I just smiled. From the look on his face, I don’t think I did. Not that it mattered. “Just the idea of us scares you. I don’t need a costume. All I need is this,” I said, tapping the book like the portent of a Death-watch beetle.
“A book of magic?”
“Of a kind.”
Papa staggered back, sweat prickling his brow. “I… I don’t understand. How… ”
“Mother taught me well.”
He shook his head, attempting to dislodge the seed of fear that germinated there. “No!” he said, his breath coming in ever sharper gasps. He sank to the floor, clutching his chest and stared at me in horror as his fattened, calloused heart failed him.
“Yes, Papa. I’m a girl. With an education … and doesn’t that just scare you to death?”
The Desert // Christopher
There is a lot of white lies we have to tell in interpretation, mostly in attempt to retain our audience’s lulling attention for just a second more, jazzing up the story in forgivable ways. However, sometimes these lies are to mask inconvenient truths about the art. One of the most commonly observed lies we have relates to Sir Edwin Landseer: The Desert (1849); the image that allegedly inspired the one on Lyle’s golden syrup. The one with the odd fuzzy markings above the lion often explained away as a “stylistic choice,” a mascot of both the syrup and of British spirit. Whenever I hear a teacher explain that connection, the teacher will often say that the lion is resting or sleeping, but the reality is slightly more sinister. You see, the reality is, the lion is actually dead, both the one in the gallery’s painting and the one on the can, and those odd fuzzy marks I mentioned aren’t a stylistic choice in the truest sense of the phrase, they are bees, feasting on the lion’s carcass.